I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I deserve this hangover.
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