eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think people are normalizing furries
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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