I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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