Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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