Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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