Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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