I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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