is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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