dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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