Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Randomize
