check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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