bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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