Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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