apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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