Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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