he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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