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(609): View more from New Jersey

Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.

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(513): View more from Ohio

If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would

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(912): View more from Georgia

Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.

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(410): View more from Maryland

YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.

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(509): View more from Washington

No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me

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(626): View more from California

My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,

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(309): View more from Illinois

Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.

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(916): View more from California

I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.

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