i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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