I hate all girls vehemently.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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