Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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