Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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