yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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