There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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