Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think i peed on brittanys purse
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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