Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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