Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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