I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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