I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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