He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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