just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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