My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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