you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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