That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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