we're blogging at a bar
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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