My pussy is not your playground.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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