If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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