Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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