so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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