just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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