ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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