Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
