She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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