im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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