when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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