I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
dude i'm inner monologue high
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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