Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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