if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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