i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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