I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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