chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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