Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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