is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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