So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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