I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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