just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
please don't ironically join a cult
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