Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
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No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
operation have a gay friend backfired
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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