we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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